BUSH FREES THE TROOPS

KOOKED NEWS WITH J SAND

THIS JUST IN!

DURING A ROUTINE INVASION IN IRAQ AMERICAN TROOPS HAVE FINALLY FOUND WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION! YES PEOPLE OUR PRESIDENT WAS RIGHT AND TODAY WE DECLARE VICTORY. MILLIONS OF AMERICANS ARE SATISTFIED WHILE MANY OTHER ARE QUESTIONING THE WHOLE THING. HERES THE STORY, AND YOU HEARD IT FIRST WITH KOOKED NEWS! ENJOY

IN A RANDOM HOLE INVASION IN IRAQ TROOPS DISCOVERED WHAT LOOKED TO BE MANY WEAPONS OF MASS DISTRUCTION.

TROOPS FOUND SUPER SHARP KNIVES, GUNS AND SEVERAL OTHER OF WHAT LOOKED TO BE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION

EVEN SEVERAL POPPED FIRE CRACKERS WERE FOUND...

THE DISCOVERING OF THE HOLE ALSO SOLVED A 2 YEAR CASE OF THE MISSING MUPPET KERMITT THE FROG. HE WAS FOUND DEAD....

R.I.P. KERMITT 1929-2007

SEVERAL OUNCES AND NICKEL BAGS OF MARIJUANA WERE ALSO FOUND IN THE HOLE. BUT AS WE ALL KNOW THE TROOPS TOOK CARE OF THAT.

WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE WEED TROOPS BLAMED THE SMOKING OF IT ON A RANDOM CRACK HEAD.

HOW DID I GET TO IRAQ?

THEY EVEN CAUGHT A RANDOM IRAQMEN WITH A SLANGSHOT. THE MAN WAS CONFENSCATED OF HIS WEAPOND AND KILLED!

THE DISTRAUGHT IRAQ COMMUNITY WENT INTO AN UPRAGE.

BUT EVERYTHANG CHANGED WHEN PRESIDENT BUSH CAME ACROSS THE AIRWAYS WITH A SHOCKING MESSAGE!

 MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!!HES RESIGNING THE TROOPS FROM IRAQ AND ITS TIME FOR THE TROOPS TO GO HOME!!!

A GREAT DAY FOR AMERICA AND IRAQ HUH?

2  FRIENDS OF MINES CALLED ME ON THREE WAY AND TOLD ME AND I COULDNT BELIEVE THE SHIT!

SO THIS MEANS ALL OF THE TROOPS WHO DIED ALL DIED FOR A PURPOSE!!! WE HAVE BEEN WRONG ALL THIS TIME PEOPLE!

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!

BUT SOMEHOW THIS GLORIOUS DAY TOOK A NASTY TWIS WHEN AFTER A CONVERSATION WITH A RANDOM ARAB BUSH CHANGED HIS MIND

(ALL THE POLICE WHO INVESTIGATED THIS CONVERSATION WERE KILLED)

THEN BUSH GOT BACK ON AIR AND ANNOUNCED THAT THERE WERE MORE WEAPONS WE HAVE TO GET AND DEMANDED THE TROOPS GO BACK TO IRAQ!

THERE ARE MORE WEAPONS TO BE FOUND! I MEAN WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE? DO THEY ACTUALLY THINK WE ARE GOING TO BACK DOWN! NO WE WILL DO WHATS NECESSARY TO PROTECT ARE AMERICANS FROM ANY HARM!!!

(BRAINWASHED CROWD CHEERS HIM ON)

CONDOLEEZZA RICE WAS MAD AS HELL AND ALL OF A SUDDEN TURNED BLACK FOR 17 SECONDS WHEN SHE HEARD OF BUSH'S ORDERS

BUT LIKE ALWAYS BUSH GOT IN HER EAR AND 10 MINS LATER SHE WAS ON T.V. SUPPORTING HIM...

THIS RANDOM ARAB WAS IN SHOCK WATCHING THIS SUDDEN CHANGE OF HEART ON TELEVISION

BUT CAM'RON THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY AND LAUGHED AT HIM

I CAUGHT UP WITH AN ANGRY SGT. BARRY AFTER BUSH'S SECOND ANNOUNCEMENT.

THIS IS UNFAIR! ONE MINUTE I CALL MY WIFE AND KIDS AND TELL THEM IM COMING HOMEAND THE NEXT DAY IM ORDERED TO GO BACK TO IRAQ? THIS SHOWS HOW CONFUSED OUR PRESIDENT IS...

(LADEN AND BUSH WATCH ON LAUGHING IN DETROIT)

TO SHOW SOME AMERICAN HAPPINESS BUSH EVEN OREDED THE TROOPS TO WEAR HAPPY FACES THIS TIME AROUND..

WE ARE SCREWED.... WHEN WILL IT END?

WHO KNOWS BUT HEY YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT PASTOR FREDDIE HAYNES JR. ON SUNDAYS AT FRIENDSHIP WEST BAPTIST CHURCH. HE WILL AT LEAST MAKE IT FEEL BETTER. IF YOUR NOT OUT HERE U CAN GO TO STREAMINGFAITH.COM AND WATCH HIM LIVE ON SUNDAYS. JUST REGISTER AND LOOK UP FRIENDSHIP WEST AND WATCH HIM....

THANKS 4 TUNING IN TO KOOKED NEWS... UNTIL THEN... PEACE

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but man in 07 i got my eyes on the prize! no more bullshitting i have done enough bullshitting i promise in 07 i will acomplish at least 2 of my dreams! i have done wrong for to long! its time for me to start walking the walk. i have to much talent to keep waisting it telling myself next year is my year… i have done wrong but in the process i have learned right! i waisted 10 years hasing pussy and fooling myself(first piece: febuary 1^st 1995). now its time to invest my talents and soul into something worth a lifetime. something that can touch lives and at the same time increase my odds of going to heaven. i have a vision. it will happen! i can touch lives, when i get on we all gon get on. i will use my opportunity to shine but also to put my loved ones on also. i wish our community was together. i wish shit wasn’t as messed up as it is but it is. Global warming! its like no one cares about things that matters! if i was to sit here and bullshit and talk about stupid shit. Most people would keep reading. America takes our minds off of what matters and tricks us into believing the real issues are things that don’t really matter (crime, terrorism, and more) just think.. if u watch enough tv you are being exposed to lies so in that u do less reading to find out things on your own and u start to believe what they say is the truth and u start speaking it, what they do is scare us! We don’t have control of our own thoughts! Our beliefs are based on what others say! We never try to find out for ourselves!. its all a plot for money and power though just think they tell u anything they want on television and over 87% of us will say it’s the truth and think nothing more of it! We no longer look for the truth trough books we rely on tv. yall better educate yalls selves on things that matter because I will. At the rate we are going we will be distinct soon (we as blacks only make up for 12% of the world huh?) and this message is not only for black its for us! All the people God created. How can u hate yourself so much you allow yourself to self destruct? For money we will do almost anything! Its sad because if u throw a couple of millions in a deal id probably be willing to sale my soul! And so would u! but that’s only in your heart! Of course to look good in others eyes you wouldn’t  Its sad man, i mean yes i have done wrong but lately this whole life thing has been coming to me. God didn’t put us here for what we are doing…. i say “we” because i myself does wrong. We make our own lives miserable because we aren’t willing to sacrifice... everything is about a quick come up a quick nut a quick lick get rich quick and not struggle and learn life’s ups and downs first until my turn comes. no one is willing to sacrifice... for us its either now or never! Whatever happened to all things in moderation? god put us here to make change and help each other... all we do is look for the first opportunity to put each other down only to build ourselves up. Just think of how good sex can be if we waited till marriage and had no worries! No condoms! But will I stop? Maybe a little but not all the way! Love is gone! We think we love but in actual reality we only love ourselves because in our hearts it’s all about us no matter who we may hurt in the process. We ask god for forgiveness only to do the same things 5 hours later! We never mean what we say, its all a game we play to trick our selves and to look righteous in other peoples eyes. We are not loyal. we lie to people and in the same sentence we say we love them. We sleep around as if AIDS doesn’t  exist...its fun huh? well imagine when u leave here yo ass will be burning forever and actually feeling it but not dying! u get that? when u go to hell there will be different levels of torture and your soul will feel the pain forever but u wont actually die its crazy! Every dog has its day! We may think we are getting over but in reality we are loosing. I to will suffer if I don’t get it together. Just think about it if u believe in karma then ur actually fucking your own life up... YES! U! U know the truth although u tell the world and your "loved ones" otherwise! u know the truth. So in that if u believe what goes around comes around then u should understand why ur always unhappy! You are unhappy because “you” yourself does not live right! Its time for us to look at ourselves!!! We all lie as if its a game... its time for men to be men and not what they see on television! Men we cant possibly believe all these clowns on television are real! if they were so real then why arent they teaching u anything that can actually help u make it to heaven or a better person? Why don’t they respect our women? Why is it all there bodys and faces are perfect and they have not one flaw? Fake! And that’s from the heart! And I admit im contradicting myself in a way because I actually listen to some of that shit but in the end its only because it sounds good I don’t actually live it like some dudes! A lot of our men aren’t strong enough to know how to separate real from fake but operate in both worlds! And women at what point will you all realize the reason you are unhappy is because the man u are with is a reflection of what is on the television. Hey us regular dudes with only about $4,000 saved and a regular car are good also don’t ignore us! Yall say yall want the truth but when you get it its lame because we are actually real enough to not care about material things and what others think! Women say all men are dogs! No all mean u deal with are dogs! U run behind men who sale u dreams and tell u everything u want to hear and treat u like shit but u never pay attention to the ones who are real enough to be themselves and tell u the truth all because it’s a step down to u he has to have this she has to have that if we don’t wake up men and women we wont have lives!!! And they say stop sayin nigga! Now all of a sudden its stop as if it’s so easy! Yes I know where it comes from but look at the world, most of the fucked up shit that is happening now is because of racism we are all brainwashed in some way I am no exception! Yes racism still exist but the difference now is we as people all hate those who cant give us what we “want” who don’t have money, and ignore those that give us what we “need” Well I have something for yall fools! Stop fuckin… stop lyin…. Stop being fake…. Stop being materialistic… start helping your people… I know its wrong and im actually reducing my use of the word! But its not that easy, if I could up and stop using the N word then I would be able to up and stop doing everything that we all do that is not right huh?! Lately I’ve been dealing with a lot of white people and people of other races… and the more I live the more I realize that some of the coolest people in the world are people who look different than me…. I have learned that we are all the same (black white blue green). But we just go about the shit different! There are several things we can learn from each other because we all live life on different levels for example we can learn from white: how to have fun and not care what others think… just look at them when they party they have fun! They cant dance but oh well at least its all fun and love! They having fun and at the same time not caring about how well others dance and what others have on! Its all love, what they can learn from us? They can learn how to actually struggle through something, u ever noticed a lot of whites (not all) have a hard time struggling and not being the main focus, when they go through things they cry and complain instead of praying, part of that has to to do with slavery and being on the giving end of the whip and not the receiving end so I understand why it is this way. What can we learn from Mexicans? How to work together and work hard no matter what we do! Asians: business first, Indians: culture does matter because if u look at Americas culture it’s all borrowed! If it wasn’t for borrowed culture would America progress? Not saying whites didn’t do anything but just look at what drives the American culture! Blacks were the first to do music! Rock & roll was created by black men! But look at who gets credit! Elvis Presley “the king of rock & roll” what we must realize is that a large percentage of the reason we are all fucked up is because we allow ourselves to believe lies instead of investigating the truth and understanding life for ourselves! But the messed up part about it is that our ultimate goals are to please our selves first then everything else is secondary. We all have problems and we all fail in certain aspects of life just think if we focused more on our own problems and fixing ourselves the world would be a lot better (if we took 19.7% of our own advice then the world would be 74.2% better- j sands quick facts volume 1). I can sit here and preach and talk forever but that’s not my job that’s why u go to church. Id rather write it in my book that will be released sometime in the next 6 years. Well in the end we all messed up but nobody knows because most of us are not truthful.. the way we live our lives is based on how others will view it… once we sit and realize we have to love ourselves for who we are first before we can even think about loving others then loving others would be easier and more of a reality because they will actually know who you are and not the character u created through lies to cover up the truth… loving yourself is being able to tell the truth no matter what because the truth is who u actually are and what’s in your heart! Therefore they will know “you” and your past and actually love you despite of your downfalls, and that’s a real friend or lover! A person who loves you enough to tell u the truth despite of how it makes u feel because its actually what happened is who u need to be around! Do u understand that the truth will most likely set u free of all your problems? and separate the real from fake because those who say they love will fade away once they learn what’s inside your heart! That’s love! Good luck in 07 my people If I leave this earth today I have no grudges though many may hate or talk about me! I love u all! That’s for real! I love u all in my own special way! Maybe it isn’t true love but at least u know that I care about you enough to tell u how I really feel. Im no thug but I can handle myself in the streets, im not rich but I can buy my woman a meal and pay my bills, im not the best looking but I care enough about myself to work out and read, im not the best friend at times but ill never down u behind your back or do anything to harm u, im not very book smart but I know the game well enough that im ahead, Im not the most religious but I have learned to live by some standards and accept the fact that I bring a lot of problems on myself, and im not the most honest but im typing this. These are all my words my thoughts and my life…. Good luck in 07… set goals and in moderation work towards them… understand that a lot of times ur blaming the devil u actually need to blame yourself because we all know right from wrong but we always choose wrong because it is a gain in our eyes, lets stop loving by the exterior and start loving more of the interior… all of my advice is focusing on us and not yall so u know im real… peace

KOOKED NEWS FLASH: DOG VIOLENCE

CHANNEL "KOOKED" NEWS WITH J SAND

WITH THE INCREASING NUMBERS OF DOG VIOLENCE GROWING AROUND THE U.S. DOG OWNERS ARE BECOMING MORE AND MORE WORRIED. THERE HAS BEEN 18 DOG MURDERS THIS YEAR ALREADY BUT NOT BY HUMANS. THE VIOLENCE IS SUPPOSIVELY BEING DONE BY A LOCAL DOG GANG TURNED WORLD WIDE WHO CALL THEMSELVES "THE STREET DOGS" THE GANG WAS FORMED BY ONE OF THE MOST INSANE AND VICIOUS STRAY DOGS TO EVER GRACE THE EARTH POOKIE WILLIAMS (PICTURE SHOWN BELOW) WHO HAS BEEN KNOWN FOR DOG VIOLENCE FOR YEARS.

POOKIE WILLIAMS

POOKIE IS ORIGINALY FROM MONROE LOUISIANA BUT WALKED ALL THE WAY TO DALLAS TEXAS AND PICKED UP NUMOROUS NUMBERS OF STRAY DOGS ALONG THE WAY. THE GROUP WAS ORIGIANLY FOR THE UPLIFTING OF STREET DOGS BUT THE GROUP SUDDENLY WENT SOUR WHEN MEMBERS OF THE GANG SAW BETTER OPPORTUNITY AND WERE TOOK IN BY FAMILYS AROUND THE U.S. WITH THIS HAPPENING POOKIE AND "THE STREET DOGS" GREW VERY ANGRY AND TOOK IT UPON THEM SELVES TO KILL EVERY HOUSE DOG THEY COULD GET THEIR PAWS ON.

HERE ARE A FEW PICTURES OF SOME VICTIMS OF THIS NOTORIOUS GROUP.

ONE OF THE MOST SHOCKING KILLINGS WAS DONE IN RUSTON LOUISIANA RIGHT ON HIGHWAY 80 JUST PAST CINNAMON COURT APARTMENTS

THIS DOG IS STILL HERE TO DATE (GO SEE IF YOUR CLOSE). THIS DOG IS THE LEADER OF THE DOGS RIGHTS MOVEMENT "MCGRUFF LEWIS" OF GRAMBLING LA. THERE WAS ALSO A NOTE LEFT BESIDE HIM.

 THE NOTE READ: WOOOOOO OOOROOFFOOOOOOOOOOOFGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROHHHHHHHHO

RUUFFFF!!!!("RUFFGRRRRRRRRHOWWWWWWWWWOHHHHHH") FRRFRFRFRFRFRF GRRRRTTTTTTUUUUUUUADADLQWJDOP'

TRANSLATION: YEAH YOU BITCH! YOU MADE IT BIG AND FORGOT WHERE U CAME FROM! YOU HOUSE NIGGA! YOU DIDNT EVEN REACH OUT TO US, WHAT EVER HAPPEND TO ("AM I MY BROTHERS KEEPER") YOU MADE A PROMISE! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO BITCHES LIKE YOU! WE OUT HERE STARVIN IN THE RAIN WHILE U EATIN PURINA DOG CHOW. WE HOPE THIS SENDSS A MESSAGE TO THE DOGS THAT TURNED ON US...

SAD STORY BUT WE ALSO CAUGHT UP WITH A FEW SURVIVORS.

CHEWY OF DUNCANVILLE TEXAS: IT WAS TERRIBLE THEY JUST CHESTIZED ME AND DID ALL KINDS OF MEAN THINGS TO ME. MY BOOK "EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY" WILL BE IN STORES MAY 10. THANKS FOR THE PRAYERS

SKIP FROM LITTLE ROCK ARKANSAS: IT WAS SAD THEY STARVED ME BUT THROUGH THE WILL OF THE MIGHTY ALLAH I SURVIVED. I AM TO WEAK TO SAY MORE BUT I WILL TELL U THIS...

(SKIP DIED DURING THIS INTERVIEW)

THIS DOG "KILLA" WHO WAS CAUGHT RAPING THEN KILLING A HOUSE DOG WAS SENTENCED TO 17 YEARS IN DOG JAIL (LIFE IN HUMAN YEARS) AND HERE IS WHAT SHE HAD TO SAY:

I AM TERRIBLY SORRY FOR MY ACTIONS I AM NOW A BETTER BITCH. POOKIE WILLIAMS IS A KILLER AND HE HAS TO BE  STOPPED! NOW I WILL LIVE THE REST OF MY DOG YEAR IN PRISON. THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT.

A FORMER MEMBER OF THE GANG (50) WHO WAS RELEASED 7 MONTHS AGO AND HAS TURNED HIS LIFE AROUND HAS ALREADY RELEASED HIS LONG AWAITED BOOK WHICH SOLD 3,788 COPIES IN ITS FIRST WEEK.

WE ALSO CAUGHT UP WITH A FEW HOUSE DOGS TO SEE HOW THEY FELT ABOUT THIS ISSUE

WE ARE SCARED FOR OUR LIVES ITS JUST NOT FAIR. ONE OF MY GOOD FRIENDS WAS JUST LEFT UNATTENDED BY HIS OWNER FOR 5 MINS HEAD WAS CUT OFF! IF YALL SEE THE HEAD PLEASE CALL US ALL WE DID WAS WHAT ANY SMART ANIMAL WOULD DO. WHY WALK THE STREETS WHEN YOU CAN EAT TABLE SCRAPS? THEY ARE JUST JEALOUS AND LOOK AT POOKIE HE HAS MIND CONTROL OF THOSE POOR DOGS! BUT WITH THE NEW MOVEMENT WE HAVE GOING ON WE WILL MAKE IT!

THE NEW MOVEMENT IS CALLED "NO MRE DEAD DOGS" WHICH IS GROWING RAPIDLY IN THE DOG WORLD. THEY ALREADY HAVE MORE THAN 7,899 MEMBERS THEY ONLY PROBLEM IS THEY HAVE TO DO ALL KINDS OF OBSTACLES TO GET INITIATED.

THE MOVEMENT

WE ALSO CAUGT UP WITH THE LEADER OF THE "NO MORE DEAD DOGS" MOVEMENT FOR A FEW WORDS (HE WAS VERY DIFFICULT AND BOSSIE)

WE ARE JUST FIGHTING BACK! NO MORE QUESTIONS!

IN THE END WE ALL HOPE THIS HOUS DOG VIOLENCE WILL STOP. THERE WAS RECENTLY AN INTERVIEW ON NBC WITH THE NOTORIOUS GANG LEADER POOKIE WILLIAMS. AND HERE IS A BRIEF PEICEOF THE INTERVIEW:

NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN ME KILL ANYONE SO WHY AM I THE BAD GUY! YALL WANT US TO STOP OUR MOVEMENT? WELL PROVIDE SOME HELP! WE ARE HERE IN THE GHETTO! NOBODY EVEN THROWS A DAMN RIB OUT THE WINDOW FOR US! WE ARE HUNGRY AND WE NEED HELP. WE ARENT THE ONES KILLING THESE HOUSE DOGS! WHY US? ITS A STEREOTYPE AND A PLAN TO KEEP THE STREET DOG DOWN. I PRAY FOR THE DAY ALL DOGS BE TREATED EQUAL. MY MOM DATED LASSIE AND DO U THINK HE CALLED HER AFTER SHE MADE IT? AS LONG AS WE ARE TREATED THIS WAY WE WILL CONTINUE TO COMPLAIN. PEOPLE CAN SAY WE KILL BUT UNTIL U ACTUALLY CATCH ME ILL REMAIN FREE. THIS IS REALLY RACISM. WE DONT HAVE THE TRAINING, FOOD, AND HOME CARE OF A HOUSE DOG SO OF COURSE SOME DOGS WILL ROB STIIL AND KILL. AND AS FOR THE ONES WHO WERE CAUGHT AND ARE CLAIMING TO BE APART OF OUR MOVEMENT ITS A LIE. NOW ABOUT THE NO MORE DEAD DOG MOVEMENT I WONDER WOUL I BE A DEAD DOG IF THEY CATCH ME ALONE? THINK ABOUT IT. WE ARE THE HAVE NOTS!

TIL THIS DAY POOKIE AND THE STREET DOGS STILL HOLD TEAM MEETINGS AND INSIST THEY ARE NOT THE KILLERS...

FROM DALLAS TEXAS THIS IS J SAND SIGNING OFF.. UNTIL NEXT TIME... PEACE

KOOKED SPORTS NEWS

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LOUISVILLE, KY—In a stirring show of love and respect, millions of people—including Barbaro's owners, breeders, associates, foreign dignitaries and heads of state from over 90 countries, celebrities, and throngs of grief-stricken Americans hoping to catch one last glimpse of the 4-year-old stallion before he was laid to rest—gathered at Churchill Downs Wednesday to mourn the passing of a national hero and a beloved horse.

Michael Vick: 'That Wasn't Marijuana, This Is Marijuana'

 

Atlanta Falcons Start Quaterback strikes back on the media after being accused of hidind marijuana in a water bottle. After the interview the police tried to arrest him for possesion of marijuana but he juked all of them then ran home (40miles away) out running all the police cars and helicopters. When he got home him and J Sand smoked the bag...

NBA Rookie Still Struggling To Grasp Concept Of 'Out Of Bounds'

 

Toronto raptors rookie still struggling to understand the meaning of out of bounds... Sad Sad story im sure there's a 7 footer somewhere in the hood who would understand the meaning pretty fast.

TOOKIE WILLIAMS SKIT

HOW MANY OF U REMEMBER THE TERMINATOR KILLED TOOKIE WILLIAMS?

WELL IT WAS A SAD DAY FOR ALL THE CRIPS HUDLEMS AND UPPER CLASS AMERICANS IN L.A. WELL IF YOU DONT REMEMBER WHAT HAPPEND I HAVE MY OWN VERSON OF IT

ONCE UPON A TIME

WE MUST NOT KILL IN THIS NATION! TOOKIE WILLIAMS HAS TURNED HIS LIFE AROUND. ITS JUST NOT RIGHT! HE TURNED NEGATIVE INTO POSITIVE! HE HAS BEEN VERY INFLUENTIAL IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY THROUGH BOOKS AND POETRY. HE DESEVERS TO LIVE!              (CROWD: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

LETS SAY A PRAYER FOR OUR BROTHER! BECASE TODAY IS THE DAY THEY DECIDE IF THEY ARE GOING TO KILL HIM! FATHER HELP US PLEASE! PLEASE DONT LET THIS DEVIL KILL THIS GOOD MAN WHO HAS TURNED HIS LIFE AROUND. WE ALL SIN GOD WHO IS ANOTHER MAN TO BE ABLE TO DETERMINE IF ANOTHER DIES? LORD THAT IS YOUR JOB TO KILL. ALTHOGH TOOKIE HAS KILLED BEFORE, ITS NOT RIGHT FOR HIM TO DIE BECAUSE HE ASKED U FOR FORGIVENESS!

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE JAIL!

(THINKING) LORD PLEASE DONT LET THEM KILL ME! WHY COULDNT YOU BE A REGULAR NIGGA TOOKIE? YOU HAD TO GO FORM THE BIGGEST GANG IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD. I WILL NEVER SEE A PUSSY AGAIN! I MIGHT AS WELL DIE! DID ANTWAN WASH MY CLOTHES? TWAN IS REALLY A GOOD BROTHA! (YOU ARE NOT A FAG TOOKIE) WELL ITS ABOUT THAT TIME. GOD....

TOOKIE! YOUR TIME IS UP NIGGA! GET UP! LIFE AS YOU KNOW IT IS OVER TOOKIE!

WHITE LADY: YOU KILLER U DESERVE TO DIE!!!!!

DAMN! THATS IT....

ANY LAST WORDS TOOKIE? ANY REQUEST?

TOOKIE: YES, I WOULD LIKE TO SAY YOU ALL WILL BE JUDGED ON KILLING ME SO BEFORE U DIE U SHOULD REPENT. I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH JAMIE FOX AND FERAKHAN! AND A BBQ RIB PLATTER FROM EVERT N JONES!

TOOKIE EATS AND JAMIE AND FARAKHAN SHOW UP TO TAKE THE PICTURE...

TOOKIES LAST 2 PICTURES....

ALRIGHT YOU GOT YOUR BBQ YOU GOT YOU PICTURES! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE U SORRY EXCUSE FOR A MAN! U HAVE KILLED MILLIONS OF PEOPLE OFF YOUR NAME ALONE! YOU WILL BURN IN HELL! THE FACT THAT U TURNED YOUR LIFE AROUND DOESNT CHANGE WHAT U DID! GET IN HERE! ITS TIME FOR LETHAL INJECTION! (TOOKIE GOES IN)

I THOUGHT THIS WAS LETHAL INJECTION! U CROOKED MUTHAFUCKAS!!!!!!!

AND JUST LIKE THAT TOOKIE DIED! HERE ARE A FEW REACTIONS FROM ACROSS THE COUNTRY AFTER HEARING THE NEWS TOOKIE WAS EXECUTED...

ASTALAVISTA BABY....

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE SAVE TOOKIE RALLY...

THEY KILLED HIM CUZ! THATS FUCKED UP! HERE IS HIS LAST PICTURE HE TOOK BEFORE HE DIED!

I GOT THIS BITCH ASS MUTHA FUCKA! IMMA KILL THIS FOOL! THE CRIPS HAVE CAME TO FAR!

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE PRESS CONFERENCE...

NO MORE QUESTIONS! THE MAN IS DEAD AND THATS THAT! IM THE TERMINATOR!!!!! WHAT DID U EXPECT? I DID MY JOB! HE WAS TERMINATED!

(TERMINATOR LEAVES THE PRESS CONFERENCE WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN SNOOP DRIVES UP)

WASSUP NEPHEW? LETS MEET ME AT THE CRIB... LETS GO SMOKE ONE MA NIZZLE! IM NOT MAD AT U CUZ!

SOUNDS GOOD. LET ME GO DROP THESE PAPERS OFF AND ILL MEET U THERE!

30 MINS LATER THEY BOTH ARRIVE AT THE HOUSE (INSIDE THE HOUSE)

YEAH I KNOW U MAD OH WELL CANT CRY OVER SPILLED MILK! SO WHAT IS IT YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?

SAY CUZ... THAT WAS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT U DID! U COULD HAVE JUST GAVE THE MAN LIFE! GOD DONT LIKE UGLY NEPHEW! PASS THE WEED MAN!

I HAD TO MAN! I MEAN IF I LET HIM LIVE I LOOSE NEARLY 50% OF MY VOTES, IM NOT IN SHOW BIS ANYMORE SNOOP. I GOTTA EAT MAN.

BUT STILL CUZ U SEE THAT MAN WAS SERIOUS ABOUT HIS CHANGE! HE TURNED HIS LIFE AROUND, WHAT IF GOD DID U THAT WAY? WHAT IF WHEN U DID BAD HE STOPPED BLESSING U? WHAT IF HE JUST GAVE UP ON U? KILLING IS NOT THE ANSWER?

HOLD UP SNOOP AINT U THE SAME ONE WHO SITS THERE AND RAPS ABOUT THE SHIT? "MURDER WAS THE CASE" SUICIDE? I HEAR YOUR RECORDS MAN! IM DID THE SAME SHIT U RAP ABOUT! I JUST DID IT THE LEGAL WAY. LOOK AT HOW MANY LIFES HE HAS RUINED! HE RUINED AMERICA! MAN IM HIGH AS A MUTHAFUCKA! MAN I THOUGHT U HAD BRAIDS! AM I TRIPPIN? WHATS HAPPENING TO ME? ARE U HIGH LIKE I AM?

FOOL HELL NAW U TRIPPIN! I DO HAVE BRAIDS!

IM NO FOOL! THAT AINT NO REGULAR WEED! WHAT HAVE U DONE TO ME? NOW U HAVE PIG TAILS! SOMETHINGS NOT RIGHT!

ARE U OKAY MAN?

SNOOPY.... WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME? NOW U HAVE A FUCKING HAT ON! (TERMINATOR FALLS ON THE GROUND)

NOW HES ON THE GROUND LOOKING UP AT SNOOP...

WHY DID U KILL TOOKIE ARNOLD? U SHOULDNT HAVE KILLED TOOKIE ARNOLD! WE LOVE TOOKIE ARNOLD! FUCK U ARNOLD!

SNOOP? HAVE U POISENED ME? I CANT BELEIVE THIS!

FOOL U THOUGHT U WAS GON GET AWAY WIT THAT WEAK ASS SHIT U DID? THAT WEED IS LACED WITH DOG JUICE! IM IMMUNE TO THE SHIT BUT IT LOOKS LIKE ITS FUCKIN YOU UP CUZ! IM OUT MA NIZZLE!

U WILL PAY FOR THIS SNOOP YOUR NEXT ALBUM WONT SELL SHIT...........

THE END....

YALL SAY I DONT HAVE A LIFE, WELL MAYBE THIS IS MY LIFE. U LAUGHIN RIGHT?

R.I.P. TOOKIE!!!!!!